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This is written by John Houston first bishop of the John Houston Rite of the Catholic Church.
STORIES
Miracles,Bad Priests,
Mary,
God's jobs
Adultery,
Carol ,
Joan ,
Jimmy ,
The Big Bang,
Dark Energy and Dark Matter,
My calling.
Married Priests,
World War III,
Benefits,
Retired priests and bishops,
Roman Rite problems,
Getting your soul into Heaven,
Mental telepathy,
Barack Obama,
Lazarus
I make some pretty strong statements on this website. You should ask "Is this guy for real?" My answer is that I do, with Jesus' help, miracles.
I was eighteen and liked a girl. The only problem was her very distorted mouth. I remembered her. I told her by mental telepathy that I could cure her mouth. Now her mouth looks normal.
A friend of mine from my earliest engineering days was suffering with lung cancer. He was told he had weeks to live. At this point I contacted him by mental telepathy. I knew what his problem was and told him he was cured. To convince him of this I told him what he was wearing, a pajama top and that his wife was wearing the bottoms. His doctor has confirmed he has no lung cancer.
One lady was suffering badly from breast cancer. This happens usually shortly before death. She was seriously considering suicide by taking the whole bottle of her pain relief medicine. I was "talking" to her by mental telepathy. She made no reference to her plans. I simply told her to "put that bottle on a high shelf in the medicine cabinet. You won't be needing that anymore." At that instant her pain disappeared completely. I asked to have her breasts restored to normal. (A surgeon had removed her breasts.) Over the next few weeks her breasts were restored. The bottle of pills is still on the top shelf of her medicine cabinet.
Bad Priests
As a priest you have learned that God does not strike you dead every time you say Mass in the state of mortal sin. Remember Aaron's sons they were just messing around and they were struck dead. You probably figure God doesn't mind. Well he is very annoyed at your behavior. He has decided to change the rules about religious being public sinners. Soon you will experience pain when you sin publicly. The pain will not go away until you make a good confession. A public sin is when two people are involved.
When a priest hears a confession he MUST ask mentally if the confession is a good one. The confession must be good to get absolution and secrecy. The priest is encouraged to tell what he knows about bad confessions.
Blessed Virgin Mary Mother of Jesus
God's jobs for humans
All humans should go to Heaven. After all that is where their soul came from. The third person of the Holy Trinity likes to be called the Holy Ghost. Sorry there is no earthly explanation for this choice. The Holy Ghost makes a soul for every fertilized human egg. Because we do not use the approved procedure in starting children they all come with original sin. The approved procedure has always been available. But since Adam and Eve did not ask for any help in starting children we get stuck with original sin. Our way of starting children I am calling "the animal way." The approved way of starting children I call "Heaven's way." It is very simple to use. The couple that wishes to start a child asks the Holy Ghost to help and joins in a bear hug. Conception is gauranteed.
God the Son's job is to judge each soul upon death and decide its fate, Heaven or Hell.
God the Father's job is to decide when each person is to die.
The commandment "You shall not commit adultery." is a poor starting point. Any expansion of this command gives the listener a suggestion of what to try when nobody is looking. I knew there must be a better way. First of all, all groups must be treated equally. Men and women, laity and religious, married and single, rich and poor with no exceptions. Exceptions cause scandal.
A better approach is to turn the negative command "You shalt not commit adultery" into a positive command. "The only moral use of sex is for the couple to join as one in an attempt to start a child that the parents intend to raise to know, love and serve God."
As the wife is the one to get pregnant then she should be the one to decide when a child is to be started. While the husband should arrange for the family's comfort and well being.
Natural Family Planning is "approved" by the Roman Catholic Church. This is a serious error. It is encouraging relations at a time when conception is very unlikely. This is a sinful act.
Carol
We never had anything to do with each other by mutual consent. She was and is Jewish. I was and am Catholic.
Coincidentally we both went to the same university. I saw her there a couple of times. She asked me to go away. I have not seen or heard of her since then but you don't forget good looking women.
My main goal in life has been, starting in grade school, to get everyone to Heaven. Even good looking women that are angry with me.
She is a rabii married to a rabii. Her husband will by random chance be selected to be the new chief priest.
I have it on good authority that she and her husband will be with me in Heaven.
Joan
This is about dirty minded teenagers. A very common event. Joan liked being looked at. I liked seeing naked women. She had a 42 inch plus bust line and a slim waist. She wasn't beautiful just a great figure.
Our family had a swimming pool. We put up dressing rooms next to the house. The configuration allowed me to peek on the girls getting dressed. Several of them knew what was happening. Joan liked the attention.
She liked undressing before boys and men. So she worked in the sex industry.The sex industry treats their employees as slaves. All expenses paid and no cash. When they are too old to bring in enough income they are simply put out onto the streets. She lost her shoes the first night. It was getting colder where she lived. She knew she would not last the winter. I "told" her to get a yellow pages and look up convents. She ripped out the page and started walking with rags around her feet. By the time she got to the convent she looked bad and smelled worse. She realized that she should remain there for the rest of her days making atonement for the trouble she has caused Jesus.She is now the best nun in her convent. After her death the nuns who are preparing her body will notice something they have never seen before. They have prepared other nuns bodies for their funerals. Joan's breasts will be the same as they were as a teenager. All statues of her will show her as she looked like at her funeral.
My good authority "tells" me she will go to Heaven when I am made a bishop. I also will proclaim her a saint. She will be the patron saint of anyone trying to escape the sex industry.
Jimmy
Jimmy and I went to grammar school and high school together. We went to different universities. We both became electrical engineers. He got married to a nice looking girl. He died when his private plane crashed during a thunderstorm. The only trouble was the lady in the passenger seat was not his wife. His family parish would not bury him from the church. They apparently assumed he was a public sinner. He finally did get buried at our old family parish, Holy Family. I asked about Jimmy. If he were in Hell I would get a "let's not go there" type of answer. The answer surprised me. He was in Purgatory. The girl just needed a ride. After many months I finally got a plenary indulgence for him. He is now in Heaven.
Big Bang
A long time ago, before what we call the "BIG BANG", the son of God whom we call Jesus, decided he wanted to do something useful. His Father said we'll need someplace to put these "friends of yours." So He said "Let there be light." We call this the BIG BANG. He created energy in one place. When energy expands from one spot we call it an explosion or a bang. When energy expands it cools and forms radiation and sub atomic particles. When these particles get less dense they form bigger particles such as electrons and positrons. Big groups of electrons form x-ray stars. At the center of these stars is a very high pressure and temperature. Far higher than we use in fusion or fission reactions. Every once in a while these x-ray stars have an explosion. The results of this explosion is brand new protons and neutrons. Groups of these protons and neutrons come together to form stars we can see. They also have explosions and expel bigger nuclei.
Dark Energy and Dark Matter
This is all guess work. Further serious investigation must be done to either substantiate or deny these guesses.
When the Big Bang occurred the first particles to condense were unstable and quickly disappeared back into energy. Later stable particles appeared, positrons and electrons. Both are stable. Some electrons and positrons combined to return to energy. This left electrons and positrons. Now the electrons have a negative electric charge and positive gravity. While the positrons have positive electric charge and negative gravity.
I am assuming gravity is an effect all matter has.
Positive gravity attracts all other particles with positive gravity. While negative gravity repels all other particles.
The net result is the electrons clump together and positrons are always moving away from all other particles.
This will make outer space a very thin gas of positrons.
While electrons will combine to make x-ray stars. X-ray stars have been described as having very large currents flowing and large magnetic fields.
X-ray stars make protons and neutrons in their interior. Every once in a while one of these stars explode. Headlines say "Death of a star." This is incorrect. This is no more death to the star than your going to the bathroom is your death. The star is expelling waste matter. After a short time the remains of the star return to their original position and return to being a star.
An example of this is the Crab Nebulae. A few centuries ago the original exploded in a massive explosion. It was seen and recorded around the world. The assumption is that the star died. Actually we are looking at a big nearly transparent ball. From all directions anyone will see is a ring of gases. The circle diameter is only a few light years across. As gravity waves travel at the speed of light this means the ball is attracting itself back to its center. We have not been around long enough to see the cycle of life a star has. All we have seen is an instant in the life of a star.
Positrons are very numerous and very difficult to detect. As they are individuals, not groups, they will always be hard to find. The density of positrons will be lowest where gravity is highest. Find the resonant frequency of a free positron and scan the sky for that frequency. Maybe illuminate an area at that frequency and see what happens.
A very simple detector would be a ring in front of a detection plate. Put a positive voltage on the ring and a negative voltage on the plate. The current will be be very small on the order of single electrons. Try the detector in a vacuum chamber with a radioactive source emitting positrons.
The best local place to try detecting positrons is at a gravity equilibrium point near earth.
The mass of a positron is very small. The number of positrons is very large. The result is mass that we don't see in a telescope. This is the missing mass called Dark Matter.
My Calling
Around February 15, 2000 I was saying my penance at Holy Family South Pasadena, CA. I was soon to leave for Texas. I had been in that parish for fifty-seven years. I mentally asked "What will happen when a picture of a living person is put on the altar?" The answer was quick, loud and distinct. "The church will be destroyed. You will rebuild it." This church can raise money easily. They needed a new organ. With one announcement at all the masses the organ was paid for. Two million three is the price of the new organ. The story doesn't end there. The reply I got was ambiguous. One explanation is building a new structure. The second is rebuilding the entire Catholic faith. Since then I have learned whose picture is being put on altars around the world, mine. The Pope likes me and wishes to honor me. The trouble is I am alive and not a saint. I have free will and could if I wanted to go to Hell. I prefer Heaven. Until I am declared a saint after my death my picture should not be in the church. It could be in a hallway leading into the church.
Marrried Priests
The Roman rite has required priests to be unmarried. While the eastern rites are more flexible about marriage. Personally I am neutral on the subject. If a couple knows they are not to try to start children and are willing to abide by this rule then I would allow the man to be a priest. Several apostles were married. Their wives joined other pious women and aided the early church. Couples should follow this example.
World War III
Russia and China will invade Europe.
At this time the Pope is planning on making me a Cardinal.
As my eightieth birthday is coming on May 10, 2018.
All papal electors must be under eighty.
To prevent me from being a papal elector he plans on announcing this on May 10.
On the first of May a Russian officer will meet with the Pope.
The Pope is a Communist.
The Pope says to the officer "Welcome, comrade."
The officer replies "Don't 'welcome me' you silly old fool."
And proceeds to kill the Pope.
Everyone in the Vatican other than the Swiss guards will run for the nearest exit.
In the Vatican the people in the Vatican have been told to fax me that letter on May 10th.
They do as they are told just after midnight.
The letter arrives in San Antonio in the morning of May 10th.
I ask Heaven for transportation.
I am teleported to Sydney.
I arrive in the evening of May 9th.
The Cardinals decided to meet in Sydney on May 9th.
I will present the letter to the bishop in charge and he will make me welcome.
As a joke somebody puts my name in to nomination. Now all the other Cardinals hate me.
None of them will vote for me. So they simply do not vote. I vote for myself.
I have all the votes cast, one. The announcement is made that I won. At this point they
are furious and are all set to tear me limb from limb. I ask for emergency transportation
to Rome. Jesus sends me to Rome via a real transporter. Star Trek used a make believe
transporter. They both look and sound the same. Meanwhile the remaining Cardinals are so
angry that they proceed to kill each other. All this is witnessed by the Cardinals' assistants.
On Wednesday May 9th 2018 when I am 79 years old I will be made Pope. I will take the name of Peter. I will arrive in the Vatican on Thursday May 10, 2018 in the early hours of the morning about 3-4 AM. The Vatican will be deserted except for the Swiss Army who are shooting anyone trying to enter.
My assistant and I will be allowing anyone to enter the Vatican. The only requirement, enforced by the Swiss Army will be to lay down any armament. All armament can only be picked up by the owner on his way out. Everyone will be allowed to eat, sleep and so on for as long as they want.
I will direct by mental telepathy that all bishops in their home church on Sunday May 13th 2018, the feast day of Our Lady of Fatima, dedicate Russia to the Immaculate Heart of Mary. This order will be repeated on friday and saturday.
A chinese couple has been hiding in the Vatican since the shooting of the Pope. With order being restored in the Vatican they have come out of hiding. They have passports and tickets for a May 13th flight. We, my assistant and I will greet them. I will hear their confessions and give them communion. This couple will be asked to help Jesus punish China. When they agree they will be given extraordinary powers. The wife will transport the few remaining good people to anywhere else in the world. The husband will be known as the "City Destroyer." After all the good people of a city have been transported by his wife, he will destroy each city with explosions that are comparable to nuclear explosions. These explosions have no radioactivity. They will start in the western part of China and work their way east. After about forty years of this, China will be a wasteland. Beijing will be last with the largest blast of all. Because their work is done they will die. After four days they will be lifted up to Heaven.
The United States will be a minor player in WWIII. They will invade Asia from Vietnam. This will make China very nervous because they did not keep anyone at home to defend Beijing. Their reaction will be unleash nuclear medium range missles toward Europe. Poland being the doorway from Asia to Europe has had spies gathering data on these missles. By turning on electronic countermeasures they will divert the missles northward into Russia. This will upset Russia very badly. This "attack" will cause the detonation of ALL Russian nuclear weapons including those they "don't have." A whole mountain in Chechoslovakia will disappear.My papal activities will include eliminating Vatican II errors. China will be the "winner" of WWIII. It will control the world.
Benefits.
With the Blessing Heaven will give you food, electricity, water, gas, heating and cooling. To get the benefit you must turn off the electricity, water, gas, heating and cooling. Food will appear where you store food.
Resellers will only get these benefits when the normal supply is not available.
To retired priests and bishops
I am inviting you to have alleigance to the John Houston rite of the Catholic Church. We are in Communion with the Pope. He is the head of our rite also.
Roman Rite Problems
The Roman rite in the United States has fallen on hard spiritual times.
It is more interested in earthly things than spiritual.
Some of its errors are relying on lawyers to get them out of trouble,
counting people as progress,
counting communicants as progress,
holding onto real property in violation of church law,
viewing a fancier title as progress,
severe lack of humility,
allowing homosexuality in seminaries.
All bishops of the United States are going to Hell.
The reason is owning real estate.
The real estate must be owned by laity and not religous.
The duty of the bishop must be limited to religion.
Getting your soul into Heaven.
First of all your soul must be spotless.
Everyone's soul starts out badly because of the sin of Adam.
A christian baptism removes this stain.
As we get older we learn how to be good and bad.
God has a very good memory of all the things we do in life.
A person that has been baptized and done no serious sin will eventually end up in Heaven.
This happens very rarely.
In the real world nearly everybody does serious sin.
If this serious sin is not forgiven in confession with a priest the result is always Hell.
Good works are also required to finish cleaning a person's soul.
God can't let any soul into Heaven with the least stain on it.
Purging the soul of the last stain is done in Purgatory.
These last stains can also be removed by prayers and good works.
Any soul that is free of all stains at death goes to Heaven directly.
About five percent fit into this category.
The souls cleaned in Purgatory are about fifteen percent.
The rest are bound for Hell.
Mental Telepathy
Barack Obama
Obama's ratings will fall so low that the Democrats will refuse to renominate him. He will try to kill the Republican nominee and himself to prevent the Republicans from winning. After his death the review of his last activities will show suicidal tendencies.
Lazarus
Lazarus was ill. Getting weaker and weaker. He was so ill that his sisters sent a message to Jesus to come and heal him. Jesus did not come. After a while Lazarus was at death's door. His sisters sent another message to Jesus. He still did not come. Lazarus died and they had a funeral for him. Jesus was invited to the funeral. Jesus still did not come.
The apostles were concerned about these messages. Jesus explained to the apostles that Lazarus was dead. Then he waited some more. Finally Jesus came to where Lazarus was entombed. Now Lazarus had been dead for a week. You can imagine what the tomb smelled like. Jesus ordered the rock rolled back. People reminded Jesus that the tomb will smell very bad so they didn't want to do it. Jesus insisted. The rock was rolled back.
Lazarus was wrapped in many strips of fabric like the egyptian mummies. He could see the light through the bandages. His first thought was somehow kids had wrapped him in bandages while he slept. This angered Lazarus. He wiggled off the slab and stood up facing the light. He started cursing the kids who pulled this prank.
Everyone knew about Lazarus' cursing habit. So everyone knew he was alright. As he was hopping around he heard their laughter. This made Lazarus madder than ever. You can imagine what Lazarus had to say about "those kids." Finally the bandages fell far enough for Lazarus to peek out. When he saw Jesus standing there smiling he figured out what had happehed.
The real story behind all this is that Lazarus had been bragging "Jesus is MY friend." As a matter of fact Jesus was friends with Lazarus and his sisters. Jesus knew of this bragging and wanted Lazarus to stop. He was also very gentle. This was a practical joke on Lazarus to help him stop bragging.