These are various stories of mine.
My public debut
From now to Doomsday
Veronica wiping Jesus' face.
A story of a bad girl gone good
A good deed gone bad
An unused sense
The WHOLE story about Lazrarus
Why are the Rosary decades named mysteries.
Kiss my ass.
Our nearest animal ancestor
My explanation of Dark energy and Dark Matter

My public debut on August 2, 2011

A public debut is to tell the public about a special person. As part of that debut I did a public miracle. Jesus Christ changed the water into wine at his debut. As for me I took men out of a mine that was collapsing.

I knew in advance that I would rescue a group of miners in Russia. I assumed that I would go to Russia and bring the miners to the surface. That is not how it turned out.

The miners were trapped and the roof did not appear safe. The families were gathered above. They knew about me. We prayed to no effect. I tried various things including sending them to Hell. Nothing worked. I suspected serious trouble on the surface. A witch was controlling the situation locally. She was the only one that went to Hell. She said "I've seen worse." I put a noose above head to help her change her mind. The noose lowered and came about her neck. Still no response. The noose lifted her off of the ground and she died. At that point her body burst into flames. These were not orange flames but blinfing white flames. There was nothing left at all. Then the miners were brought to the surface as the ceiling collapsed.

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From now to Doomsday

May 30, 2011 1:34:37 PM


The United States is on a course to bankruptcy. Continuous borrowing with no plan to pay the creditors is bound to end in bankruptcy.

Three things will happen. First, Medicare will be replaced by miraculous cures. Second, Social Security will be paid by a generous benefactor. Third, the federation of the United States will be replaced by a group of federations. All three will happen before 2020.

The first will be miraculous cures starting the summer of 2011. The second will happen when the benefactor is allowed to pay the Social Security benefits. The third will start after the 2012 elections and be finished by 2020.

On February 18, 2018 World War III will start with Russia and China invading Europe. At this time Pope Benedict XVI will die. Russia has sent an officer to kill Benedict XVI. The election of a new pope will be hurried. The Cardinals want to be out of Rome before it is invaded. The man they elect is a communist. He will take the name of Clement as in Clement XV. He will greet this officer with "Welcome comrade." The officer will reply "Don't 'comrade' me you silly old fool." The officer will then kill Clement XV, a pope for just three days. The cardinals will escape any way they can. Dressed as an old woman, running thought the sewers to the Tiber, etc. They will meet again in Sydney Australia.

In the United States a pair of nuclear blasts will destroy lower Manhattan in New York City.

The war in will be very bloody with the Rhine running red with blood. Meanwhile the United States will have mothballed the armed forces. The response by the USA will seem to be worthless. It will send many troop transport trucks to Vietnam. This convoy of trucks will move day by day northward towards Peking. This will make China very nervous. Why would China be nervous about troop transport trucks? The answer is simple, there is nobody left to defend Peking. China is paranoid and doesn't believe reports the trucks are empty. Their satellite photos show the convoy moving steadily northward. They rely on the pictures. This causes China to launch their IRBM's toward Europe. Meanwhile Poland "the gateway to Europe" has been spying on these IRBM's. These IRBM's are guided by a radio beam to their target. Poland doesn't like getting stepped on every time someone wants to invade Europe. They have built their own radio beam the same as the Chinese beam. These two beams confuse the IRBM's aiming. The result is the missiles end up in Russia. Russia does not take kindly to nuclear explosions. They in turn detonate ALL their nuclear arsenal. The radioactive dust from these explosions will kill all the animals on the earth. People will not have meat in their diet.

As Pope Clement XV is killed early in WWIII. The cardinals have regrouped in Sydney, Australia on May 9, 2018 to elect a new pope. At the last second a dark horse candidate, a new cardinal shows up. The new cardinal is well known and also hated by the other cardinals. This new cardinal puts himself into nomination. The other cardinals refuse to vote. The new cardinal votes for himself and is elected with all the votes cast. At this point the remaining cardinals break into a riot. The result is the only cardinal left alive is the new cardinal elected pope.

The new pope goes immediately to the Vatican arriving in the early hours of thursday May 10, 2018. He takes the name of Peter for Peter II. The Vatican is under siege. The new pope restores order by setting up dining areas for the red army, the blue army and the romans. The only requirement is to leave all armament at the door. The new pope is famous for his miracles. Food for everybody miracously appears. The red and blue armies continue fighting for control of Rome. The new pope eliminates most of the dicasteries leaving only the Vatican library and the Arizona telescope. He immediately orders all the bishops in the whole world to consecrate Russia to the Immaculate Heart of Mary on Sunday May 13, 2018. The Rapture will take place during the papacy of Peter II. The Rapture is where the souls in Heaven will reclaim their earthly bodies. Also crosses about 1 inch or 2.5 cm in height will appear on all people's forehead during Peter II's papacy. The color of the cross tells something about the person. A white glowing cross shows this person should go to Heaven. A black cross says this person should go to Hell. A light blue cross says this person has a weakness for power. A light green cross says this person feels emotion is more important than logic.

The war stops on May 13, 2018. China is declared the winner for destroying Russia. China will be given the whole world to control.

As Jesus Christ does not like China. He will dispatch a man and woman to destroy China. They will start in the west end of China and destroy everything. They will help good people to escape. They are using the same tool that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrha. It is just as powerful as a nuclear blast but it has no radioactivity. They will work six days a week for about forty years. China will be as desolate as Antarctica. The last and largest blast of all will be at Peking. The richter scale will show a magnitude ten earthquake at Peking. Satellites in sychronous orbit will be disturbed. That earthquake will destroy all of man's civilization and cause a tsunami. The tsunami will do a lot of damage to all the coasts. It will also knock off the top of the big island of Hawaii. The resulting volcanic explosion will be the biggest in all human history. Sunlight will be blocked for years to come. Crops will fail for lack of light.

Peter II will ascend into Heaven in front of a large crowd. At this time all the souls that are in Purgatory and Hell will reclaim their earthly bodies. These people have no need of sleep or food. The ones from Purgatory are flaming red. The ones from hell are coal black. The reds want to help living people get to Heaven. The blacks want to help living people go to Hell. Food will be provided from Heaven for the asking to living people. The blacks will encourage cannibalism. The reds will defend living people from the blacks.

Very shortly after the end of Peter II's papacy the asteroid 2010-SO16 will hit earth's atmosphere at supersonic speed. This will cause a shock wave that will destroy all buildings in its path. The area will be near New York City. It will be tens of miles wide and many tens of miles long. The shock wave will force the asteroid up out of the atmosphere. Then it will travel out beyond the moon. The moon's gravity will cause it to swing around the moon and return to earth. The asteroid was split when it bounced off of the earth. The two halves will gradually split. One landing in the Atlantic near the Straits of Gibralter the other in the Pacific. The Atlantic tsunami will destroy Portugal and the Netherlands. The tsunami in the Pacific will destroy all the Pacific coastlines.

After the last person going to Purgatory dies then Jesus Christ will come and sentence all still living to Hell. This is Doomsday.

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Joan Archer

This is about dirty minded teenagers. A very common event. Joan liked being looked at. I liked seeing naked women. She had a 42 inch plus bust line and a slim waist. She wasn't beautiful just a great figure.

Our family had a swimming pool. We put up dressing rooms next to the house. The configuration allowed me to peek on the girls getting dressed. Several of them knew what was happening. Joan liked the attention.

She liked undressing before boys and men. So she worked in the sex industry.The sex industry treats their employees as slaves. All expenses paid and no cash. When they are too old to bring in enough income they are simply put out onto the streets. She lost her shoes the first night. It was getting colder where she lived. She knew she would not last the winter. I "told" her to get a yellow pages and look up convents. She ripped out the page and started walking with rags around her feet. By the time she got to the convent she looked bad and smelled worse. She realized that she should remain there for the rest of her days making atonement for the trouble she has caused Jesus. When she arrived a rosary was handed to her. She was the best nun in her convent. This convent will always have food, utilities and cash. Only good things will happen to her convent.

After her death the nuns who are preparing her body will notice something they have never seen before. They have prepared other nuns bodies for their funerals. Joan's breasts will be the same as they were as a teenager. She is laying in her coffin, incorrupt. She is holding a rosary in her hands. The rosary that was handed to her the day she arrived. The rosary is unusual. It is made of flawless blue-white diamonds and platinum.

A jeweler will be asked to evaluate this rosary after this story reaches her convent. He will examine it carefully. After looking at several beads he will faint. He has been in the expensive jewelry business for fifty years. He has never seen or handled a piece of jewelry this expensive in his life. The estimate of $25 million is too low. All statues of her will show her as she looked like at her funeral.

My good authority "tells" me she will be named a saint when I am made a bishop. She will be the patron saint of all trying to escape the sex industry.

A couple escaping the sex industry asked for help from Joan. While they were asleep they were teleported to their new home. They have "friends" that have "known" them from childhood. A pair of angels that looked like them purchased a house and car in their name. You can ask how to say the Rosary by simply thinking "I want to know how to say the Rosary." Instantly you will know how to say the Rosary.

Pope Peter II will name Joan Archer a saint on January 3, 2019 the ninth aniversary of her death.

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Jimmy

Jimmy and I went to grammar school and high school together. We went to different universities. We both became electrical engineers. He got married to a nice looking girl. He died when his private plane crashed during a thunderstorm. The only trouble was the lady in the passenger seat was not his wife. His family parish would not bury him from the church. They apparently assumed he was a public sinner. He finally did get buried at our old family parish, Holy Family. I asked about Jimmy. If he were in Hell I would get a "let's not go there" type of answer. The answer surprised me. He was in Purgatory. The girl just needed a ride. After many months I finally got a plenary indulgence for him. He is now in Heaven.

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Mental Telepathy

This is a natural not spiritual ability. Everyone has it. We just ignore it. The devil uses it to tempt us. We always have ideas in our heads. Not all the ideas are ours. You can and should find out where these ideas are coming from. Simply ask mentally "Who said that?" The answer will come immediately. Everyone is forced to tell the truth in answer to that question. This is the only time the devil tells the truth. You can address anyone on earth, in purgatory or in Heaven.

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Lazarus

Lazarus was ill. Getting weaker and weaker. He was so ill that his sisters sent a message to Jesus to come and heal him. Jesus did not come. After a while Lazarus was at death's door. His sisters sent another message to Jesus. He still did not come. Lazarus died and they had a funeral for him. Jesus was invited to the funeral. Jesus still did not come.

The apostles were concerned about these messages. Jesus explained to the apostles that Lazarus was dead. Then he waited some more. Finally Jesus came to where Lazarus was entombed. Now Lazarus had been dead for a week. You can imagine what the tomb smelled like. Jesus ordered the rock rolled back. People told Jesus that the tomb will smell very bad so they didn't want to do it. Jesus insisted. The rock was rolled back.

Lazarus was wrapped in many strips of fabric like the Egyptian mummies. He could see the light through the bandages. His first thought was somehow kids had wrapped him in bandages while he slept. This angered Lazarus. He wiggled off the slab and stood up facing the light. He started cursing the kids who pulled this prank.

Everyone knew about Lazarus' cursing habit. So everyone knew he was alright. As he was hopping around he heard their laughter. This made Lazarus madder than ever. You can imagine what Lazarus had to say about "those kids." Finally the bandages fell far enough for Lazarus to peek out. When he saw Jesus standing there smiling he figured out what had happened.

The real story behind all this is that Lazarus had been bragging "Jesus is MY friend." As a matter of fact Jesus was friends with Lazarus and his sisters. Jesus knew of this bragging and wanted Lazarus to stop. He was also very gentle. This was a practical joke on Lazarus to help him stop bragging.

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Why are decades of the Rosary named Mysteries.

For unbelievers all the Rosary decade's names are unbelievable. While to believers they are all the truth.

For example "The Angel's Announcement to Mary"

Mary lived in the temple. She was not engaged to be married. She never had relations with any man. Yet here is an angel congratulating Mary about her son Jesus. For unbelievers this is a mystery. While for believers this is the truth.

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Kiss my ass

The pharisee thought he was so holy that kissing his ass would make you holy.
The pharisee says "it is holy to kiss my ass."
The pharisee says "Kiss my ass and I will make you holy."

The cardinal says "Kiss my ass and I will bless you."
Do the cardinal's bidding and he will bless you.
Or think twice about doing a request from a highly placed religous.

This is where the phrase "kiss my ass" came from.

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Nethanderals

Nethanderals were on earth before Adam and Eve. Adam's children were told not to marry the nethanderals. Adam's descendents and the Nethanderals interbred. Noah and his wife were the last pure descendants of Adam and Eve. The flood destroyed the earliest civilization by Adam and Eve's descendents and nearly all the nethanderals. Two were on the ark. They are very afraid of humans. They can hear but not understand our thoughts. As soon as a nethanderal "hears" a human coming he heads the other way. He is an animal. He cannot percieve of God. He is our closest animal relative. Considering his ability to sense us is better than our ability to sense him then the only evidence we will ever have is a telephoto picture.

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Dark energy and Dark Matter

This is my explanation for dark energy and dark matter.

It makes one assumption: that positrons have negative gravity (they repel rather than attract).

At the time of the Big Bang an emormous amout of energy appeared at one spot. The next natural thing is for this energy is for it to expand and cool. As it cooled unstable particles condensed from this energy. Eventually it cooled enough for stable particles to condense. These earliest stable particles are electrons and positrons. They both have the same mass.

Electrons have positive gravity. Positive gravity attracts everything. Electrons having positive gravity formed x-ray stars. These x-ray stars in turn make protons and neutrons. The waste products from x-ray star explosions go on to be atoms. As a side note the Crab nebulae is the appearance we have of a very large sphere left over from an explosion. As gravity waves travel at the speed of light the size and age of the Crab nebulae says that it will reform into a star.

Positrons have negative gravity. Negative gravity repels everything. So they never clump together as electrons do. Positrons remain alone to the present. They form a very thin gas in space. The frequency of oscillation for individual positrons is probably beyond our current capabilities. Positrons would be most common at our La Grange points. A detector designed to detect positrons would work best at these points. The mass of these positrons is the missing dark mass. The repulsion of these positrons is the dark energy.

The simplest explanation is usually the correct one.

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