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Prepaid Plenary Indulgence

A Plenary Indulgence erases any stain of sin on a person's soul. This has traditionally been applied only to the souls in Purgatory. This moves the soul from Purgatory to Heaven regardless of the condition of the soul. A plenary indulgence applied to a living person's soul cleans the soul completely. A prepaid planery indulgence is appled to a soul at the time of death. The soul goes to Heaven regardless of the state of the soul. A prepaid plenary indulgence can be obtained by anyone using the normal requirements and applied to anyone.

Three Persons in one God

This phrase is difficult to believe. A better choice of words is "Three Personalities in one God." This is easy for humans to do so why not allow God to do it also. For example a lady shows different personalities in different situations. She is different around her husband, children and work.

Responsibilities of each Personality of God

God the Father's duty is to determine the time of death of every soul. While God the Son a.k.a. Jesus Christ's duty is to get every soul into Heaven. And God the Holy Ghost's duty is to put a soul into every fertilized human egg.

Holy Communioin under both Species

A firm teaching of the Church has been that the Body and Blood of Jesus Christ is completely under both species, bread and wine. Consuming both on the same day is receiving Holy Communion twice in one day. This is not allowed.

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The Book:
It will be on this web site. This book is VERY unusual. The usual plot is somebody is murdered in chapter one and you spend the rest of the book trying to figure out who is the bad guy. In this book the READER dies in chapter one. His soul will go before Jesus who will explain to him what he must do to get to Heaven. Jesus will return the soul back to his body. Everyone will tell the reader that he was dead and came back to life. The book will heal all the schisms that have occurred since Adam and Eve. Everyone will have the Pope as head of their church.

The Blessing, miracles and all gifts from God must be asked for. You can and should give this blessing to any person regardless of religion.

To those who have received The Blessing:

Groups:
Any group with the Blessing will be protected from harm. Such as riots, fires, wars. The size of the group does not matter whether it is a family, a group of homes, a neighborhood or even a city.

Infants and children:
They will not starve.

Touching:
Anyone who touches you with evil in his heart will recieve a severe electric shock.

Blessed container:
Your group will never starve because you can feed any group from a blessed container in an emergency. A blessed container can also feed all your animals and crops. Crops require water. The container can supply all the water needed especially in a drought. Containers can be unusual shapes. Some are a pantry, a refrigerator, a freezer, a canal (for a metropolis), a well, a water main (shut off the source).
Warning: all containers will cease to "function" when the normal supply returns.

Fireproof:
A fire won't even put a smoky smell on your clothing.

Escaping a fatal situation:
Escaping any deadly situation by simply saying or thinking "Jesus help me!".

Your murder:
When some one tries to murder you the only one to die will be the murderer. A couple of stories will help explain this. At a fancy banquet that I am attending, an assassin seeking to kill me will try to kill me by poisoning the salad. After eating the salad only one person will be dead, the assassin. Another time a prisoner is to talk to the priest. His actual intention is to murder the priest by strangulation. As he approaches the priest his hands grip his own throat. The only reason he doesn't die is the guard beats him unconscious.

Mental Telepathy:
"Speaking" mentally to anyone, this is called mental telepathy. You can willfully think of anyone and "talk" with them in your mind. Your conversation is private from anyone on earth.

Emergency teleportation:
If your life is being threatened and your don't want to die ask Jesus for help. He will transport you out of danger.

Ghosts:
You will be able to see ghosts. They look like transparent people. They are souls in purgatory. They need your prayers. They can pray for others including yourself but not for themselves.

language:
You will be able to read and write fluently in any language you need.

End Times:
The end of the world will occur within five years after
1: The biggest island of Hawaii will explode in the most violent volcanic eruption ever seen by man.
2: Two funerals will be on worldwide TV at the same time.
3: Nobody will attend one funeral. The other will attract record crowds.
After that scientists will predict an object will come very close to the earth. It will come so close to the earth that the object will be torn into pieces. It will not be a direct collision. Everyone on earth will die. All priests should not leave their church for any reason between the announcement by the scientists of the impending collision till the end of the world. They should only say mass, give out communion, hear confessions until they must take a restroom break, read breviary, and repeat. Sleeping in the church in the pew or on the floor is required. John Houston will fill in any obligations outside of their church. Holy Communion will be enough will keep you fed. During this time asking for help will bring immediate attention.

As the Pope is Jesus' personal representative on earth then a Catholic is anyone who has the Pope as the head of their religion and believes everything in the Apostle's Creed. You must also believe everything that Popes have declared "From the chair of Peter" to be true.

If in your situation of being a Catholic is dangerous then when asked about it think to yourself "Jesus: what should I answer?" The answer will be immediate.

To all Catholics with no mortal sins the following benefits:

Parents-to-be:
The new way of starting children is not new. It is actually older than Adam and Eve. The Holy Ghost wanted to be involved in every act of conception. But Eve was very anxious about having a child and did not pause to ask God for advice. She knew how animals did it and asked for Adam's assistance. Adam also did not ask God if this was the best procedure.
God delayed using his preferred procedure until the coming of the Savior. Joachim and Anne, Mary's parents, were told their daughter would be the mother of the Savior. So they did like Adam and Eve and didn't ask for directions. They had a girl and named her Mary (with a different middle name than the Mary we are familiar with.) They were told this girl will not be the Savior's mother. This upset them badly. For penance Joachim went and tended sheep for twenty years. He sent money home to care for his family. They were both told in a dream to come to the temple. The priests of the temple arranged for their meeting in a very sacred place beneath the altar. They met and gave each other a big hug. The Holy Ghost took care of the details of Mary's conception. This is the procedure that God would have told Adam and Eve if they asked.
Any married couple that has the Blessing, Catholic, and no mortal sins can use this same procedure to start a child. A temptation from the devil is to also use the usual procedure. This is a bad mistake. It shows lack of faith in the Holy Ghost. The Holy Ghost knows what you want and how to do it. He does not like your "help." You are probably doing this for pleasure.
Heaven prefers this procedure because of the pleasurable temptations coming from the usual procedure for starting a child. People usually go for pleasure first.
In vitro fertilization is a worse mistake yet. Any child started in this way has no soul and has no chance ever of getting to Heaven or Hell.

Painless childbirth:
Meanwhile after nine months the baby gets restless and wants out. Women will have no pain. Getting the baby out will still take a lot of hard work but no pain. Sort of like pulling a tree stump out.

Miracles:
Any Catholic who has the Blessing and no mortal sins can do miracles for themselves and others. Think of miracles as business cards from Heaven. They let people know who your employer is. They are free for the asking. They remind the receiver of your employer.

Lawsuits:
All will be settled in your favor. Nobody will file a harrassment lawsuit against you.

Politicians:
You want to be elected. You need to get your message across to the voters. Use "mental telepathy." Say to yourself 'I want this message to be given to all my voters. Say your message here.' Be honest.

Eucharistic ministers:
As you are giving Holy Communion the Holy Ghost will tell you who is in mortal sin. You must not help sin. Give him a blessing, please. If the priest or bishop insist on you giving Holy Communion to anyone you know is in mortal sin then I suggest you stop giving Holy Communion. The excuse they are ordering you to sin is no excuse. Giving Holy Communion to a person known to be in mortal sin is your mortal sin.

Group conversions:
When you are speaking to a group that knows each other they may ask to join you in seeking Heaven. Don't miss the opportunity to get converts. Some are close to the Catholic church such as conservative Episcopalians and some are far from the church like radical Muslims. With prayer you can convert either group. You will be protected while trying to get converts.

New Rites:
Currently there are twenty-two rites in the Catholic Church. I feel the best way to get religions to adopt the Pope as their leader is to have each religion use their own rite. All rites accept the Apostle's creed and all papal "from the chair of Peter" declarations. How and where they celebrate the sacraments will be their own business.

Confession:
Priests will not remember anything about any confession they hear. For the shy souls who don't like talking you can read their minds to determine what their problems are. The priest will encourage the penitent to make a good confession. If the penitent refuses to make a good confession the priest is required to deny absolution. When the penitent confesses financial crimes the priest will be informed of the penitent's financial condition. Priests will not even remember if they heard any confessions at all.